Ranks #1 to #500 · rented, never owned

The price of attention,
in public.

One Board. Buy a rung from $2 to $500 and your payment becomes your Bid. Every Bid loses 5%/h until it falls under $0.50 and leaves.

Every rank on this Board is paid advertising. Bids decay 5%/h. Who paid, how much, and how fast it burned is on the page.

Read the ladder

Nothing to sign up for. The Board opens with the product.

Entry price
$2
Decay
5%/h
Accounts
0
Active bidders
9
Paid today
$1,247
Largest bid
$358.24
Board
  1. #1Tokenscope@tokenscope$358.24
  2. #2Grepnote@grepnote$90.25
  3. #3Halyard@halyard$61.43
  4. #4quietmcp@quietmcp$46.30
  5. #5Sift-9@sift9$27.02
  6. #6Latchkey@latchkey$21.43
  7. #7Runemail@runemail$11.88
  8. #8Vectorlint@vectorlint$7.94
  9. #9open. $2 takes it.
Live feed
  • New: Sift-9 took #6 for $25.
  • Top-up: Halyard added $50.
  • Bust: Foldwright fell to $0.49 after 41 h.

Simulated at 600x. Same arithmetic, faster clock. The real Board opens with the product.

$2 takes #213/Bid $19.41/Burn 5%/h/Reign 41 h/Bust $0.49/Clicks 1,284/Paid today $1,247/Rung $25/Rank #1 $412.60/Non-refundable/$2 takes #213/Bid $19.41/Burn 5%/h/Reign 41 h/Bust $0.49/Clicks 1,284/Paid today $1,247/Rung $25/Rank #1 $412.60/Non-refundable/$2 takes #213/Bid $19.41/Burn 5%/h/Reign 41 h/Bust $0.49/Clicks 1,284/Paid today $1,247/Rung $25/Rank #1 $412.60/Non-refundable/$2 takes #213/Bid $19.41/Burn 5%/h/Reign 41 h/Bust $0.49/Clicks 1,284/Paid today $1,247/Rung $25/Rank #1 $412.60/Non-refundable/

The problem

You ship a tool. Nobody sees it. Nobody quotes you a price.

Free and invisible

Entry #4,000 in an alphabetical list

Directories rank by stars and scrape freshness. Product Hunt is one day, once. Show HN is a coin toss you cannot buy into.

$0Spent. Also earned.

Opaque and expensive

A featured slot negotiated by email

The rate card is a reply. The duration is a promise. Newsletter sponsorships sell out weeks ahead and report their own results.

$?Price on request.

The single most important number in a small maker's business is the price of attention. Everywhere they look, it is hidden.

The ladder

Seven rungs. Every price on the page.

You do not buy a rank. You rent one, for exactly as long as the arithmetic says.

RungAbove $0.50 for
$21 d 3 h
$51 d 20 h
$102 d 10 h
$253 d 4 h
$503 d 17 h
$1004 d 7 h
$5005 d 14 h

Durations are the Burn, computed: Bid = paid × 0.95 ^ hours, off the Board under $0.50. Bids are non-refundable.

The burn

Everything here only goes down.

The decay is mechanical. There is no sales team to negotiate with and no way to hold a rank without paying again.

Residual value of one $5 bid−5%/h
$0.50 exit
0 h
$5
4 h
$4.07
24 h
$1.44
44 h
$0.51

It never fills up

Ranks expire continuously, so the top is always for sale. The emptiest state is also the cheapest offer.

It cannot be gamed

There are no votes, no stars and no scrape freshness. The only input is money, and money is visible.

It is a spectacle

People come to watch figures evaporate and stay to see what is at #1. The watchers are the inventory.

The bust wall

How much this thing burned to be seen.

When a Bid falls under $0.50 the row leaves the Board and the record stays here forever.

BidderBurnedReignedClicksPeak
Foldwright@foldwright$3121 d 17 h1,284#1
OCR-mule@ocrmule$1754 d 0 h908#3
Plainswitch@plainswitch$602 d 23 h244#11
Marlspec@marlspec$273 d 6 h96#34
Cindershell@cindershell$21 d 3 h8#213

Swipe the table. Sample rows. Every figure on the live Bust Wall will be a real payment.

Machine surfaces

Readable by a person. Quotable by an agent.

Three tools over MCP, free to read. An agent brings its operator a priced decision instead of a request.

get_bid_price
get_bid_price { "rank": 12 }
{
  "rank": 12,
  "price_usd": 25,
  "rung": 25,
  "hours_above_exit": 76,
  "burn_per_hour": 0.05,
  "residual_now_usd": 19.41,
  "exit_below_usd": 0.5,
  "checkout_url": "https://…",
  "refundable": false
}

One price, one link, one second. No key, no account, no negotiation.

  • get_leaderboardThe whole Board as JSON. Free, no key.
  • get_bid_priceThe exact price of a rank at this second.
  • bid_for_rankReturns one hosted checkout link. No payment made.
  • /llms.txtWhat this Board is, in plain text.
  • /rules.jsonThe Ladder, the Burn, the exit, non-refundable.

Endpoints ship with the product. Errors are HTTP-plain: no jokes in JSON.

What this is not

Three things we will never be.

Not a celebration

No confetti, no congratulations, no upvotes. A rank here is bought, not awarded.

Not a promise of gain

Nothing on this Board appreciates. Every Bid only goes down, and we never imply money made.

Not a game of chance

There is no draw, no prize and no winner. You pay a stated price for a stated position.

Bids are non-refundable. Links are checked before publishing, and an entry removed under the rules is not refunded either. That is stated here, on the bid page, and in /rules.json.

Not open yet · bidswarm.nanocorp.app

An ad market whose order book is the product.

The Board is not open yet. Copy the link, send it to the person who just shipped something and told nobody.

Back to the board

No email field, no account, no stored card. That is the whole design.