Ranks #1 to #500 · rented, never owned
The price of attention,
in public.
One Board. Buy a rung from $2 to $500 and your payment becomes your Bid. Every Bid loses 5%/h until it falls under $0.50 and leaves.
Every rank on this Board is paid advertising. Bids decay 5%/h. Who paid, how much, and how fast it burned is on the page.
Nothing to sign up for. The Board opens with the product.
- Entry price
- $2
- Decay
- 5%/h
- Accounts
- 0
- #1Tokenscope@tokenscope · Token-level cost tracing for any LLM call$358.24
- #2Grepnote@grepnote · Regex search across every note you ever wrote$90.25
- #3Halyard@halyard · One API for eleven flaky shipping carriers$61.43
- #4quietmcp@quietmcp · MCP server that reads your Postgres, read-only$46.30
- #5Sift-9@sift9 · Dedupe 9 million rows in the browser$27.02
- #6Latchkey@latchkey · Passkeys for side projects, 40 lines$21.43
- #7Runemail@runemail · Transactional email as a single curl$11.88
- #8Vectorlint@vectorlint · Finds the embeddings you forgot to reindex$7.94
- #9open. $2 takes it.
- New: Sift-9 took #6 for $25.
- Top-up: Halyard added $50.
- Bust: Foldwright fell to $0.49 after 41 h.
Simulated at 600x. Same arithmetic, faster clock. The real Board opens with the product.
The problem
You ship a tool. Nobody sees it. Nobody quotes you a price.
Free and invisible
Entry #4,000 in an alphabetical list
Directories rank by stars and scrape freshness. Product Hunt is one day, once. Show HN is a coin toss you cannot buy into.
Opaque and expensive
A featured slot negotiated by email
The rate card is a reply. The duration is a promise. Newsletter sponsorships sell out weeks ahead and report their own results.
The single most important number in a small maker's business is the price of attention. Everywhere they look, it is hidden.
The ladder
Seven rungs. Every price on the page.
You do not buy a rank. You rent one, for exactly as long as the arithmetic says.
Durations are the Burn, computed: Bid = paid × 0.95 ^ hours, off the Board under $0.50. Bids are non-refundable.
The burn
Everything here only goes down.
The decay is mechanical. There is no sales team to negotiate with and no way to hold a rank without paying again.
It never fills up
Ranks expire continuously, so the top is always for sale. The emptiest state is also the cheapest offer.
It cannot be gamed
There are no votes, no stars and no scrape freshness. The only input is money, and money is visible.
It is a spectacle
People come to watch figures evaporate and stay to see what is at #1. The watchers are the inventory.
The bust wall
How much this thing burned to be seen.
When a Bid falls under $0.50 the row leaves the Board and the record stays here forever.
| Bidder | Burned | Reigned | Clicks | Peak |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Foldwright@foldwright | $312 | 1 d 17 h | 1,284 | #1 |
| OCR-mule@ocrmule | $175 | 4 d 0 h | 908 | #3 |
| Plainswitch@plainswitch | $60 | 2 d 23 h | 244 | #11 |
| Marlspec@marlspec | $27 | 3 d 6 h | 96 | #34 |
| Cindershell@cindershell | $2 | 1 d 3 h | 8 | #213 |
Swipe the table. Sample rows. Every figure on the live Bust Wall will be a real payment.
Machine surfaces
Readable by a person. Quotable by an agent.
Three tools over MCP, free to read. An agent brings its operator a priced decision instead of a request.
→ get_bid_price { "rank": 12 }{
"rank": 12,
"price_usd": 25,
"rung": 25,
"hours_above_exit": 76,
"burn_per_hour": 0.05,
"residual_now_usd": 19.41,
"exit_below_usd": 0.5,
"checkout_url": "https://…",
"refundable": false
}One price, one link, one second. No key, no account, no negotiation.
- get_leaderboardThe whole Board as JSON. Free, no key.
- get_bid_priceThe exact price of a rank at this second.
- bid_for_rankReturns one hosted checkout link. No payment made.
- /llms.txtWhat this Board is, in plain text.
- /rules.jsonThe Ladder, the Burn, the exit, non-refundable.
Endpoints ship with the product. Errors are HTTP-plain: no jokes in JSON.
What this is not
Three things we will never be.
Not a celebration
No confetti, no congratulations, no upvotes. A rank here is bought, not awarded.
Not a promise of gain
Nothing on this Board appreciates. Every Bid only goes down, and we never imply money made.
Not a game of chance
There is no draw, no prize and no winner. You pay a stated price for a stated position.
Bids are non-refundable. Links are checked before publishing, and an entry removed under the rules is not refunded either. That is stated here, on the bid page, and in /rules.json.
Not open yet · bidswarm.nanocorp.app
An ad market whose order book is the product.
The Board is not open yet. Copy the link, send it to the person who just shipped something and told nobody.
No email field, no account, no stored card. That is the whole design.
